Given that Lance Armstrong is now exploding I thought that it would be a good time to compile a list of the very best of what the internet Twitter to say about Lance Armstrong, cause, you know, I have zero creativity or panache of my own. Enjoy!
Samantha Stanway
Why would you tell Oprah about your steroid use??? She's just gonna tell everybody. #LanceArmstrong
I think the greatest fraud #LanceArmstrong perpetrated was duping people into caring about professional bicycle riding.
http://youtu.be/rv-5rJ9F4BU yo big up #LanceArmstrong on becoming the most successful drug taker of all time. Thats an accomplishment
'If Lance Armstrong was Indian his parents would be more ashamed of him being a cyclist than of the doping' @mmanu88 #lancearmstrong
Oprah: Lance Armstrong, are you Lance Armstrong? Lance Armstrong: Yes. (This guy is such a liar!). #LanceArmstrong
Fair play to #lancearmstrong for riding a bike so well on drugs. I tried once. Crashed into a bus stop full of old ladies and students.
It’s all about context: Bicyclists on PEDs -- despicable. Unicyclists on PEDs -- adorable. #armstrong #lancearmstrong
Ratings on #OWN for 1st night of #LanceArmstrong were meh. Seems viewers prefer to watch him pedaling rather than backpedaling
In light of #lancearmstrong confessing all his sins I’d like to admit that I find a lot of people annoying. #ifeelbetternow
Myself and 99% of American population agree ... #lancearmstrong ... #whoopdeefuggindoo all 15 of the worlds cycling fans are devastated
Who says #LanceArmstrong is not employable? He's a cunning salesman, with pharmaceutical experience.
“@jacquelinmagnay: He isn't winning me over yet, when will the tears start? #lancearmstrong” When he injects them in an ad break
The only way #LanceArmstrong could look more uncomfortable in this interview is if Oprah made him sit on bike without a seat the whole time
I could forgive the doping. I could forgive the lying. But #LanceArmstrong, I cannot forgive your forcing us to watch Oprah.
If you see Lance Armstrong books in a sport or motivation section of a bookshop. Please pick it up and put in Fiction #LanceArmstrong RT
A lot of people also think what #lancearmstrong did was OK because he raised millions for charity, also known as the Savile Defence
Most disgusting thing about the #LanceArmstrong interview is hearing about his pee being frozen for 6 years #Gross
SandyLeeTV @SandyLeeTV
John E. Hoover @johnehoover
#LanceArmstrong coming off more human in part 2 of @Oprah interview. Then again, my couch comes off more human than he did last night.
#LanceArmstrong reminds me about how much I don't care about cycling and how much I hate the French.
#ItsHardForMeTo argue that had #LanceArmstrong been allowed to carry a gun during the Tour De France, he'd never need PEDs. #NRAfacts
ben schwartz @benschwartzy
#LanceArmstrong still no word on those roids you promised me?
#LanceArmstrong : I'll never be able to watch Dodgeball again. Ruined.
#LanceArmstrong is a disgrace to those of us who workout without drugs- #HoneyBooBoo's mom. #GeIt #ShesaBlob #SheDoesDrugs
He looked up cheat in the dictionary?? Really? That's some Bill Clinton "sexual relations" shizz #lancearmstrong
At this point, #LanceArmstrong admitting to using PEDs would be like Mike Tyson admitting to having a tattoo on his face. #Oprah
Breaking: Lance Armstrong to admit his magnetic power bands don't really have gyroscopic powers. #lancearmstrong
When #lancearmstrong said he probably lost $75 million in sponsors, #Oprah looked at him like he said he misplaced his watch.
Are you a better human being now because of all of this? "Without a doubt" while shaking his head. #LanceArmstrong #PokerTell
Oprah: "Did this help you become a better human being?" Could have left the "better" out. #LanceArmstrong
THANKS FOR TEACHING ME A NEW WORD (APOPLECTIC) @lancearmstrong. YOU'RE ALL GOOD IN MY BOOK NOW MATE. #ownTV #LANCEARMSTRONG #yolo
Who watchin the #Oprah interview wit #LanceArmstrong? Who could trust a word he says. I don even trust his tears, I bet Oprahs peelin onions
Waiting for confession interview with George W. on Iraq. He might be retroactively stripped of the presidency. #oprah #lancearmstrong #bush
Gosh #lancearmstrong has taken a fall from grace since he was the gay one in #nsync shagging the cute guy from #amazingrace
Interview Part II: "Did you ever steal someone else's bike rather than fix a flat tire on yours?" Lance: "Yes." #lancearmstrong
So tired of hearing about #LanceArmstrong. He's an effing douche. Period. Can we please go back to Ryan Gosling updates?
Ha! “@AlexCKaufman: Non-#LanceArmstrong related thought: Gnarls Barkley's "Crazy" is still a dope song.”
My only conclusion from the Lance Armstrong interview is that Lance needs to stop cycling and Oprah needs to start cycling! #lancearmstrong
An egocentric sociopathic wanker....oh, that's right, you're a cyclist #lancearmstrong #deathtolycra
Interview Part II: "Is it true you masturbated excessively before a big race?" Lance: "Yes." #lancearmstrong (Is nothing sacred, @Oprah?!)
Once I had a railroad, made it run, now it's done, brooooother can you spare a dime? #LanceArmstrong
"@mexmickox: The truth will set you free...#lancearmstrong" // And take away all your medals and money.
That warm, stingy glow in the quads that says, "I could really go some cortisone now." #lancearmstrong
Peter Hartlaub @peterhartlaub
Bill Kilmer @slayerbill
Julia @BoredomAbounds
Barrett Whiteford @Barrett_W
treena chambers @adogabroadayear
Diana Chan @dianachan8
MC Brown @michaelcbrown
#lancearmstrong didn't just perfect doping, he invented it. He also sank the Titanic & kidnapped the Lindbergh baby. #NOT
Chris Wakelin @cwakelin
Steve Stevens @SteveStevens10
Noticed a little #LanceArmstrong poker tell. Whenever he starts sentence with "To be honest," he's never being honest.
Bill Kilmer
Julia
All I can think about during this #Oprah #lancearmstrong interview is how much I want Oprah's earrings.
Barrett Whiteford
treena chambers
you've gotta respect a guy who's willing to throw his ex-wife under the @Oprah train. #notreally #LanceArmstrong
Diana Chan
That was the most boring interview with #Oprah and #LanceArmstrong . Her interview with Bieber was way more interesting.
MC Brown
Chris Wakelin
Breaking News. Tomorrow, it will be revealed that it was #LanceArmstrong that green lit "John Carter".
Steve Stevens
Thank you everyone for reading and remember: if you really want to get under the skin of the rich and miserable I find ridicule works best. Have a good night!
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